It's well known that the Japanese consider paper-folding to be a supremely calming activity.  So why not indulge in a little officebound origami courtesy of the Canon 3d papercraft site.  We think it's probably the most creative way of selling lots of that profit laden colour ink, or toner for that matter, we've ever seen.  Why not start with your very own Code Primate, Jonathan Coulton would surely appropve (even though it's not a monkey!)